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cybergata:

"I think I’ll, oh wait, I think I’ll just take a map here and now."

(via daydreamintechnicolor)

avengersassemble-inmypants:

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

I always read underwater instead of underwear

(via hallamark)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via airaminreverse)

ultrafunnypictures:

She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard

"Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you."

- (via itssmimii)

(Source: pressing, via wantedyouuumore)

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

(Source: slapdancing, via potterlovermore)

"I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am."

- (via bitingthehandthatstarvesme)

(Source: 1missedcallfrommom, via evilvvibes)

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No problem :)

We’re gonna do what lovers do, We’re gonna have a fight or two, But I ain’t ever changin’ my mind. 💚
cute-overload:

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returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint
Selfie with Bella before work. 💚 #selfie #chickiesandpetes